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Stop paying taxes. If you stopped paying taxes, you would have more money of your own. By paying taxes, you are supporting government programs that do not benefit you in any way at all. Like the mindless war in Iraq! Screw that! You don’t want to kill people, the government lies to you! The President of the United States is a terrible liar, and people who think this war serves any purpose are either complete morons, or greedy self-righteous power-hungry re pig licans. Screw them!
Stop driving your car. Use public transportation if you have to, or just walk. If you stop buying petroleum products, the cost for them will go way down, and the Bush family will lose money. Driving a car is stupid. Where the hell do you need to go that’s so important anyway? To work?? Stop going to work. Quit your job.
Quit your job, they don’t pay you enough to live on. Most people hate or dislike their jobs to some extent. But, they need money. No they don’t! Stop using money!!! Money is stupid, and there are creepy Freemasonic symbols all over it. Money is worthless, it’s a meaningless ritual. You don’t need money, you just need the things that money will buy. So instead of wasting your time working at a job to earn money that you just spend on gas anyway, why don’t you just stop using money? You should steal the things you need! Armed robbery!
Better yet, why don’t you borrow things and barter with your friends and neighbors? If people weren’t so selfish and greedy, everyone would have enough. Most of the wealth in this country belongs to 1% of the population. They don’t need all that stuff, and they’d better start giving some away. No one is so important that they need a private jet and seven houses.
In fact, stop living in houses! They isolate you from the rest of the world. We should all live in communes. And stop having babies, there are enough of them in the world already.
Ignore the government. No one has the right to make laws and start wars. Death to the ruling class! Without the people, we would have no country.
Burn down a shopping mall!!! We have too many of those. Blow up a gas station! Make sure you don’t hurt anyone during the process. Stop going to church! It’s a waste of your time, and real spiritual awakening can only take place if your mind is open to everything, not weighed down by cheesy belief systems and moral codes.
Ignore the police if they arrest you for something stupid, like protesting something you don’t like or smoking pot at McDonald’s. You should be able to smoke pot inside McDonalds whenever you want. Hell, they should give you marijuana when you go into Mcdonalds, but stop eating McDonalds too. You should be able to take as much acid as you want, also you should be able to smoke as much pot as you want and shrooms too. Don’t smoke crack, don’t do coke, and certainly don’t shoot up heroin. Stay away from pills, even advil. In general, pills are dangerous. Smoke marijuana for any ailment you might have, or drink green tea.
Stop smoking cigarettes, it’s bad for you. And try not to drink so much every weekend. Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom. And for heaven’s sakes don’t spray windex in your eyes! Stop eating crap food with tons of chemicals in them. Grow your own food, and stay away from grocery stores. Don’t join the military and go over to Iraq and start killing people. You’re a bad person if you kill people over stupid things like war.
And another thing, no one in Iraq had anything to do with September 11th, so leave them the hell alone! George W. Bush had more to do with 9-11 than anyone that has ever lived in Iraq ever.
Stop making such a huge deal out of Barack Obama. He’s not going to save you, so don’t get all riled up when he says ridiculous things at his rallies. Obama has his own ideology, and he wants to use your votes to get him to the top. He’s not going to save you, he’s only telling you what you want to hear. And stop voting, it’s a useless symbolic gesture. No one should be President anyway. No one should have any authority. Tell your boss to go straight to hell. Power inflates around the head, and leaders cannot lead you anywhere you couldn’t go by yourself. Teachers and seekers, not bosses and employees. Abuse of power is the single most dangerous thing in our society, period. I want a tree to be Dictator for life, and I want us all to listen to everything the tree has to say. From now on, only vegetables can tell us what to do. And the sun is a big star burning very brightly.
Stop thinking about what you need to do. Just do whatever it is you need to do. Pay attention to what is going on right now. You’re stuck at the bottom of a 40,000 mile gravity well, and you’re not going anywhere special. Try and understand that the world is something that is actually happening, and you’ll be suprised to discover you’re never going to be able to understand that one.
Don’t worry about anything, ever. Just be happy and live your life. Don’t hurt other people. And stop hating people.
